there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop
and then randomly pause it
and next you know you’re on tumblr
and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode
"It’s not just about standing on top of the mountain with the wind blowing in your hair, looking fabulous."
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny
i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident
I didn’t unfollow you. I unfollowed who you became.
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
miley hella warned us that she couldn’t be tamed like 4 years ago
I love Punziella’s work! Especially Rapunzel’s bangs and Elsa’s bun!
Anways, the new BIG SIX!!!
SO MUCH QUALITY
These cruelty-free quills are made out of dyed pheasant feathers. Quills in each house’s color are available. An ideal gift for any Hogwarts student. Sold on Etsy.
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
looks like they were
you guys are putin way too much time into this
Top marx for the puns guys